Breed: Domestic Short Hair
Likes: Although he is getting on in years, Pete, aged 13, remains active at home with a wide array of hobbies and interests. These include, but are not limited to, trying to set the Guinness World Record for the longest nap, 3 AM calisthenics, birdwatching, and curating his collection of approximately 2,583 toys. In addition, he owns and operates a small, home-based biscuit making business.
Why are you [insert literally any activity] when you could be giving me treats right now?
Dislikes: Veterinary visits. As a result, he has become active in his community. Due to a series of longstanding disagreements with his doctor (about, for example, whether veterinary care constitutes […]